Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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