and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
