Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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