But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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