i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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