nut hugger
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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