Where are you?
In a non slutty way
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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