I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
