No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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