I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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