I don't think brook has ever known best
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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