What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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