Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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