Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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