it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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