used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I think your dad took our porno
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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