fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
