I'm drive I can fine osifer
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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