Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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