Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So many bounce houses so little time
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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