i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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