He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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