Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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