Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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