I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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