Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
