I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I lost the right to judge tonight
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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