Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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