She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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