They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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