At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
