To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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