We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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