Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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