I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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