i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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