Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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