Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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