Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
