How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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