There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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