Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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