If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
