Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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