brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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