my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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