Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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