I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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