yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
No subtext here. People are naked.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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