Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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